la croix

1. the cross

2 . a beverage distributed by sundance beverage company containing “no calories, no artificial sweeteners, sodium free”. comes in pure (unflavored), berry, coconut, cran-raspberry, lemon, lime, orange, lemon-lime, peach-pear, mango, p-ssion fruit, apricot and pamplemousse (grapefruit).

3. a drink often found in the homes of your stuck up health nut or vegetarian “but i also eat sushi” friends
“yo! do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: perrier, s. pellegrino)?”
“nah man, but i got dis la croix!”
“la croix?! what’s that?? is that like santana dvx?”
“it’s like perrier bromedog!”
“iiiigght! i can dig it! toss me one stud m-ffinator!”
-proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom-
“yo! do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: perrier, s. pellegrino)?”
“nah man, but i got dis la croix!”
“la croix?! what’s that?? is that like santana dvx?”
“it’s like perrier bromedog!”
“iiiigght! i can dig it! toss me one stud m-ffinator!”
-proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom-
2 more definitions
la croix means “the cross”
“jésus est mort sur la croix”
1. a french term for “the water”

2. a popular carbonated water drink that comes in cans, drank often by punk rockers, scene kids, and straight edges in the southern florida teenage areas. comes in flavors such as lemon, berry, and lime.
that la croix quenched my thirst. it was the shiznit.