Labbee
a rare species that is spineless and cold blooded. tends to bite off the b-lls of it’s mate after conception and make a hand bag out of the ball skin. typically a p-ssive aggressive animal that is very friendly when you are face to face, but uses its venomous claws to tear the flesh off of your back when you turn away. a labbee will prey on small children and it’s ball-less mates. this rare species of carnivore is primarily found in the mid-west, on the reservation, and sometimes migrates depending on the location of it’s baby daddy.
“was that a labbee i just saw hiding in the bushes? i thought they only came out at night to suck the souls out of little children!”
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