Labor Hooker


those undoc-mented workers that hang around in front of home depot or lowes. they’ll help you do yardwork, cleanup, and basic home improvement.

usually latino, and often sporting a mustache, they’ll do a surprising amount of work for $40 and a six-pack of budweiser.
dude1: i can’t believe all the yardwork my wife wants me to do this weekend.

dude2: easy man.. just cruise by the home depot and get some labor hookers. for $50, they’ll do it all.

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