labtob
the further b-st-rdization of the word laptop.
the word’s origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect labtop.
the mistake was unexpectedly embraced — airhead teenage girls and one wannabe l337 asian teen rejoiced in the purchase of their new “labtob” notebook computers.
utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.
eric: i just got a new labtob. it can hack into the pentagon and beat you at starcraft at the same time.
me: laptop.
eric: no it’s labtob.
me: lap. top. it sits on the top of your lap.
eric: mine is faster than yours.
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