Lache


a suburb of chester which is the equivalent of a modern day leper colony. primarily consisting of local authority housing, the lache is home to a blend of c-ck gobblers, smack rats, crack heads and benefit cheats.
“look at the state of him, the slack jawed, buck toothed beaut. i bet he lives on the lache”

“jenny from the lache is such a slag, i bet her f-nny is a saggy as a chef’s hat.”
(say like lush ay)
1. beautiful amazin s-xy blue eyes

2. the girl that looks right thru you no matta what you do to getta attention
1. girl yo eyes is so lache

2. man forgetta, she always gonna lache you
housing estate, chester uk
housing estate in chester populated by poor white folk in a very afluent city.

the lache has now picked itself up in recent years after it picked up a very bad reputation, the area was h-t by a very bad crime wave due to heroin addicts causing all kinds of problems.

the area is now recovering and it has become a much nicer place to live in the 21st century.

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