lachlan simpson


some f-ggot looking sl-t c-nt from wodonga who trys to root ellie sidoti on the daily but at heart is actually gay and so far in the friend zone he needs a swat team to rescue his -ss
i know this bloke called lachlan simpson, g-d he’s a f-g

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