lactarded


adj- the state of being lactose intolerent
“yo, why can’t meg drink milk?”
“dude i told you, she’s lactarded”
“oh right…”
the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.
person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

the bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

lactard lactose intolerant
“man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded”
“i’m feeling so lactarded right now”
the bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

lactard lactose intolerant
“man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded”
“i’m feeling so lactarded right now”

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