Lactating Cow
one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.
thomas: bro. you won’t believe what happened to me last night, i was driving home and….
gilbert: yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
thomas: stfu and let me talk don’t be a f-cking lactating cow.
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