lad

an australian term used to describe teenagers who wear a nautica, polo or nike white hat, tilted upright revealing the front of their hair with the strap at the back done up tight so it is dangling out the back, a striped polo or nautica shirt with the collar popped and either saucony or nautica trackies or shorts, topped off with nike tnz which are fresh. these lads think they are tough but are generally small and skinny and travel in packs trying to roll other innocent bystanders for their worth.
the lad threatened the innocent bystander by saying ‘wat bra! i’ll shank ya lad’, after completing his theft he headed up to a blank wall and began to graffiti.
a lad is a male who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter. though most lads are youngish (late teens and early twenties) age is not a defining characteristic and you will find both young lads and old lads. some special skills of lads include, but are not limited to the following:

– binning pints
– exposing genitalia and getting naked in public places
– throwing up after copious alcohol consumption
– spousal abuse
– getting kicked out of pubs/nightclubs for being overly offensive

excelling in all areas will earn a lad the t-tle of “top lad”. there is no higher praise that can be bequeathed upon an individual.
“that guy just saw off a whole bottle of vodka then partyboyed that bird, what a lad!”

“andy got kicked out of city for binning his pint, then turtling naked on the dancefloor…lad”
lad: an australian youth subculture centred around individuals who hang out in gangs, engage in petty theft, pick fights, vandalise property and use foul language which generally involves a great deal of pig latin. hence the terms “adlay” and “eshays”. lads generally wear white caps tilted up at the front to show the front part of their hair which is often gelled. the strap of the cap is done up tight at the back and the possibility of a rats tails or other such hair style dangling out the back is common. they can be seen wearing white polo shirts, or polo shirts of other colours with short shorts (striped parachute/tracksuit pants in winter) and trainers. they sport brands such as nautica, saucony, nike and everlast and in addition to this wear ridiculously small bags usually scrawled with graffiti. ‘lads’ are now commonplace is many areas of sydney including but not limited to the inner west, outer west, north west, south and south-west. ‘lads’ can be found in most high schools throughout the sydney metropolitan area, they have a gang mentality which enables them to gain physical superiority over other groups and subcultures and are disliked by the general population. they can often be seen hanging around train stations and shopping centres or just roaming the streets in search of trouble. lads are generally into rave music and in particular hardstyles such as gabber. they also engage in tagging as graffiti is a large part of the subculture. lad girls wear similar clothing and often have their hair gelled and tied back tightly, giving it a shiny, sleek and some might say greasy quality.
lad: “lets catch the 492 from burwood to drummoyne adlay, we’ll pick some fights with little kids when we get there”
the british version of guy
“that lads gay”
lads are usually teenagers that fail in school and drop out, spending their lives ‘b-mming’ around the same place 7 days a week.
they can be spotted by their white caps (usually of polo brand) tilted up showing the front of their hair. also they wear shorts (also of polo or nautica brand) no matter what season it is, they wear them even when it is snowing, they also wear polo or nautica shirts, with the collar popped up and lastly they wear sports shoes, in most cases nike tn’s.

man that party was so sh-t, yeh man all those lads and their sh-t taste in clothes, it was -10c and they still wear shorts
an english phenonemon, lads hang around in packs, drink heavily, watch soccer and attempt to kill each other afterwards, enjoy pictures of bare naked laydeez while singing inane and tuneless songs all too loudly, such as…
oh we are the lads, we are the lads, we are, we are, we are the lads!
guys that think theyre hard. they generally wear sports caps, stripy polo shirts, footy shorts or nike trackpants and nike tns. they go around starting fights with younger kids thinking it makes them look big, and gate crashing partys no one would invite them to. you’d find them hanging out front of shopping centres smoking and talking themselves up. also l-ss which is the female lad. l-sses act and dress just like lads.
lads also have really small bags?
person with a life:those lads and l-sses crashed my party!
another person with a life: i know ! i wish theyd just realise theyre not cool already -sigh-

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