Lady Mushroom


like a w-lly wonka everlasting gobstopper, this mushroom can be licked, pounded, eaten, smacked, and basted, but will never deplete. doing so may only make it stronger.
my mom said you hammered her lady mushroom so hard that today it killed a baby kitten.

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