lady wank


when a woman m-st-rb-t-s.
giiirll, i am so tired, i’ve had a such a long week. i’m just gonna go home, get a gl-ss of wine, run a bubble bath, maybe rub out a lady w-nk or two, just unwind, you know?
the word for when a female does it for herself.
“gimme a minute, just off to the loos for a bit of a ladyw-nk.”

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