Lafayette Ron Hubbard


noun, singular: a very f-cked up little child, regularly linked to a traumatic childhood who goes on to do lame–ss things. always a loser with no friends.
synonyms: loser f-cker
“don’t be such a lafayette ron hubbard, timmy!”

“g-d, what a tiny gherkin. you’d think you were lafayette ron hubbard or something!”

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