Lafou
an uncanny resemblance to gaston’s sidekick (beauty and the beast)
limited vocabulary (mouth like an open sewer), dress sense, and height. lafou’s often look like they’ve been crudely drawn by a three year old or like a caricature drawn by a blind man.
a sore loser.
inability to pr-nounce the “th” sound.
usually only has one chester (see chesters definition) but is overgrown by body hair.
head like an easter island souvenir.
“you have a lafou-like head”
“wash your mouth out. you sound like a lafou!”
what a load of lafouage!
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