lag monkey
lag monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p-rn.
dude 1: my gigabit dsl is running way slow today..
dude 2: yeah, must be those d-mn lag monkeys again.
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