Lagasse alarm
a modified version of the emeril. to -j-c-l-t- s-m-n into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person’s face while yelling “bam!” thus making them spring up into it.
the b-tch wouldn’t wake up, so i set off the lag-sse alarm.
it doesn’t just have to be s-m-n, it can be any liquid or powdered substance. salt, pepper, sugar, hot sauce, anything goes.
the usmc drill sergeant has just woken up an oversleeping cadet by setting off the lag-sse alarm, throwing pepper on the man’s face.
“bam! wake up, maggot! just who the h-ll do you think you are? rip van winkle? get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carc-ss up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! yeah!”
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