Lagger


a person, male of female, that is expected to work or do something and does not take action due to the fact of his lazyness and or inconsiderate feelings towards other people. some one who is extremely lazy and does not do sh-t!!!!
marcos you are supposed to come in at 7:00am not 9:00am.. you f-kin lagger!!!
in online gaming terms, one who joins a server therein bringing the average ping through the roof due to his poor connection.
wtf kick lagger
someone who plays video games online with less than desireable hardware and/or internet connection. some common results of having a lagger in your game:
-the entire game slows down or pauses for everyone
-you cannot compete fairly against the lagger because their character, or characters seem to skip around the game, seemingly defying the laws of physics
-if you are the lagger, you will often times unknowingly be defeated due to the fact that you cannot accurately control your actions in the game
that f-cking lagger dropped so we got pwned at dota.
a lagger is someone who has a horrid internet connection and lags (slows) up a game and creates problems and annoyances for the other gamers.

sometimes laggers lag on purpose to create an unfair advantage over their opponents. there are methods and ways to lag a game so that people can’t see what they’re doing – yet the lagger can still play normal. this is considered cheating and if caught, the players will be banned or suspended from playing.

lagging, whether it be on purpose or just because you’re poor, is frowned upon in the gaming world.
lagger: get ready i’m gonna standby now and lag the game!

lagger’s team: yay!

legit team: dumb noobs.
one who is always running behind time.
we waited an hour for her, she is such a lagger
someone who can’t, or chooses not to, keep up with the walking pace of the rest of the group, and trails behind. followed by the phrase “who’s the lagger?” to taunt said lagger.
natalie was mincing around behind the rest of the group daydreaming and keeping everyone in front waiting for her. “who’s the lagger?” they shouted. she was.
a sanctimonious driver who leaves hundreds of feet between himself and the guy in front of him while driving in heavy highway traffic. laggers think they are saving energy and being safe drivers but actually they induce people behind them to change lanes to get around them thereby increasing the likelihood of accidents, never mind all the stress and aggrivation they cause. they are too stupid to see that if everyone drove like them, there would be no room on the highways during rush hour.
p-ssenger: “why are you driving so slow?” driver: “because of this f-cking lagger in front of me. just give me a second to get around him. christ, i hate those -ssholes”.

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