lagoon creature
noun – 1. a s-xual partner who’s horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. synonymous with bucket of yuck.
2. a creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an ibis.
1. oh god, i boinked a f-ckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my sh-t checked.
2. look at that ibis… it’s in a lagoon.
someone who appears in the morning and you have no recollection how she got there or what the f-ck she is doing.
dude the lagoon creature was back again last night.
jesus christ the f-cking lagoon creature is here…f-ck
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