Lagos

it is the biggest city in nigeria. i ve been there once and made some good friends. the food is hot so the weather
lagos is cool, i was three months there and i did not see any tourist, so i met only locals and i broad up my horizons
to get ridiculously drunk.
i’m going to get lago tonight
from the mandarin “la-go”, meaning “pull-grab”, slang for ‘pinky swear’.

the undying bond of friendship and trust. made to signify that you dare not mislead or hide things from your closest friends.

if you make lago its for reals. only a big douchebag would break it. the punishment for breaking lago includes humiliation and disgrace in front of all those around you, a feeling of worthlessness, and getting punched really hard. don’t break lago.

lago’s enemies include:
flappy
not lago
ringo
make lago, gabo!
f-ck that lago sh-t!

i made out with three fine honeys last night.
really? make lago!
ok, lago.
-pinkies pointed out about to intertwine, suddenly that first chap sticks ‘is pointer finger out (which is, in reality, not lago)-
that ain’t lago!
opposite of geist editor; pure internet hilarity; the feeling of awesomeness one gets from rocking the f-ck out to some jello biafra while watching episodes of la blue girl; the key to j-panese-american international relations
something you would not normally do.
that was so lago of you.

that was so lago.