Lake Lizard


middle-aged upper cl-ss woman who lives on or near a large body of water. skin is damaged by sun exposure and/or excessive tanning, leading to a scaly appearance. strive to maintain a younger appearance at all costs. known to chase younger men in their 20’s to feel young again.
ugh, that lake lizard wont leave me alone. she would be hot but she wears way to much make up and her cleavage is covered in melanoma.

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