lake monticello
lets see, lake monticello. a 14 mile radius community in virginia with over 10,000 people. everyone is in everyone elses business and the place is run by retired people. how fun.
old guy: lets take the diving board out of the pool at lake monticello so theres no chance for those kids to have any fun!
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