Lake Orion

a place where there is nothing to do. ever.
i am so bored, and i live in lake orion.
lake orion

a moderate sized town located in ne michigan.
the girls , who are often label wh-r-s, wear skintight yoga pants, ugg boots, those gay feather hair extensions, and fake chanel logo earrings.typically with microscopic br–sts and huuge cameltoe. the mostly middle -upper cl-ss white teenagers call eachother “n-gg-” . guys either are fatter than a f-cking hippopotomous and wear jv wrestling tshirts, or are skinny pr-cks that wear shirts that say “a&f panthers 1892” or some sh-t. there are a few s-xxy -ss m-f-s, but they are quite commonly douchebags, who are p-ssed they didnt make jersey sh-r- casting call. they also enjoy bragging about how kick -ss the varsity football team is, although they couldnt get in to jv.
there are a few good kids in lo. but n-body gives a shiitt about them. but the worst part of all about lake orion is that there is absolutely nothing to f-cking do.
residents enjoy binge drinking in eachothers bas-m-nts for fun. people also enjoy eating at the local diner , g’s, where they sometimes serve drinks to minors and make food that tastes worst than dog -ss.
if you are as unfortunate as i am to be living in the boring town of lake orion, you are one unlucky mother f-cker.
guy 1: “holy sh-t, that gal looks like a cheap -ss prost-tute with them bleachy -ss highlites and bra-less t-ttays!”

guy 2: “she must be from lake orion !! ask her out , n-gg-!”

guy 1: “naww, i dont feel like getting hiv,gonorrhea,and chlymidia. plus there aint no place to hang out that has a bathroom where she can give me a bj!”

guy 2: “g-d d-mn, lake orion must be boring as h-ll!! i feel bad for those unlucky motherf-ckers!”

guy 1: “yeah. lets go pick up some rochester babes instead!
a sh-tty town located in oakland county. the high school is filled with stoners, fake b-tches, n-gg-rs, and jock p-ssys. if your lucky enough to be a stoner then then you probaly know the small amount of kids that are alright to chill with. there is never anything to do in lake orion except smoke weed, party, and go fishin. the worst thing by far about lake orion is that there is no girls that arent c–n lovers or fake nasty b-tches. most the boys in lake orion wear clothes purchesed at pure energy or some gay store that sells volcom skinny jeans and pink belts.
justin-” hey, i met this s-xy girl last night bro.”

chris-“wheres she from?”

justin-” lake orion”

chris-” thats why they make condoms bro.”
a trash town located in michigan. primarily known for the trashiness of the city; also referred to as lake whorian for the reputation of the women who reside in said slum.
you see those f-gs from lake whorian? effin douchebags, i wouldn’t mind if lake orion ate a nuke tomorrow.