Lakehead University


a university devoted to teaching, socializing, entrainment, and its students. the place where anyone can find who they are, who they want to be, and what they want to become. every day is different, and everyone is there to support one another. only once one gets this far away from home can one understand the unique community that is lakehead university. go thunder wolves.
lakehead university, here for everyone looking to make themselves apart of the future, unlike many larger southern ontario universities.
a university for individuals that enjoy sober, lonely evenings. they are all m-ssive fans of captain planet and their women look like an uglier form of joan rivers. this university is known for their amazing cold canadian climate and lack of difficult studies. this is the university that you need to apply to if you never want to meet anyone or enjoy yourself. if you intend to work at wendy’s for the rest of your life than apply to this university. booze is not allowed at this school because: creative thinking , enjoyment and staggering are strictly prohibited at this school.
lakehead university is a post secondary inst-tution for people that were held back at least one grade before highschool.

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