Lakeloon Man
a halfman-halfmonster that lives on/in lakes. he enjoys terrorizing small kids and comes knocking on the doors of naughty children late at night.
my father used to say this ryhme to me as a warning if i was misbehaving…still sends shivers down my spine.
lakeloon
lakeloon
knocking at my door
wanna go out but don’t know if i can.
’cause i’m too afriad of the lakeloon man.
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