Lakers Fan


more commonly referred to as kobe d-ck riders, these lakers fans are a group of people that find it necessary to constantly compare kobe bryant to michael jordan, and ride his d-ck all day going on and on about his 5 rings and 81 points that he scored against toronto.

when kobe is criticised in any way,lakers fans find it necessary to create a pathetic excuses and bring up useless stats to try and deny it, while leaving out more important stats like shot attempts and field goal percentage

these people can be found on youtube on practically any nba video even videos having nothing to do with kobe.
guy1: hey man do u like basketball?
guy2:yeah man im a lakers fan
guy1: ah thats cool
guy2:kb24 for lyff man, 5 rings, mvp t-tle, goat hes so clutch
guy1: ok dude..
one who only likes the lakers when they win.
a “lakers fan” only supports the team when they win.

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