Lalani-Frank Conjecture
the lalani-frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of s-x had.
in the spirit of lil wayne:
“p-ssy, money, {altruism}”
(two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on monday morning)
person 1: yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?
person 2: yeah bro, and i feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.
person 1: what are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?
person 2: i’m going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y’feel me?
person 1: d-mn, you’re living that lalani-frank conjecture.
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