the most lit college in the world. literally. careers.insidehighered.com/get-sset/32ed8344-948f-4503-bb08-a2a63f23d0cc/
person 1: i’m gonna get soooo lit down in college.
person 2: where at?
person 1: lamar inst-tute of technology, or lit
- book rat
person who reads a lot/ book addict person a: what are your hobbies? person b: i’m a book rat, i read at least 5-10 books a month
- cl*ss suspension
when your whole day is spent on a couch, enjoying life, instead of listening to your teacher discuss nonsense while you sit on your -ss for 8 hours. 😑 me: ” i hope for cl-ss suspension tommorrow!” watchu meaaann!
- chopped out
the act of chopping cocaine with a razor of some sort to go ahead and snort. i’m so chopped out right now
a rock hole is a b-m hole which is very small and tight because of the immense amount of muscle. jeff : ‘i really need a poo’ ‘harambe : ‘okay see you in a bit’ *half an hour later* harambe : ‘how was the poo it took you a while’ jeff : ‘sorry my b-m […]
etymologically, ‘h-m-phile’ is derived from two greek words – ‘h-m-‘, meaning ‘the same’, and ‘philos’, meaning ‘friend’, or possibly ‘philein’, meaning ‘to love’, or ‘to be dear to’. greek uses ‘eros’ to signify ‘s-xual love’, so philein should be taken to signify non-s-xual love between friends or members of the same family, e.g. brothers. in […]