Lambton College


a college located in sarnia, ontario, best known for its nursing and m-ssage therapy programs. the people who attend lambton are usually the individuals who did not get into a university, or any other college for that matter. they also really don’t know how to survive in the real world because they are either a. still living with their parents in sarnia or b. living on some divey street downtown being a b-m and not doing d-ck all. they do not party hard, even if they say they do, because sarnia has no real parties.
hey man, i heard you just graduated from lambton college?

yah i did, but i’m still working at mcdonalds because no one wants to hire me.

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