Lame-ohawk
the stupid, putsy, short half mohawk seen on usually well to do poser punks/poser rockers. usually accompanied by an unshaven face, a b-tchy expression, flamboyant spittings, forced gangster jive walk, slumping black denim pants, and new oversize t-shirt in red or white with some swirly, pre cracked dragon, religious, skater, or motorcycle design. people with lame-ohawks litter, smoke, and act rude because they think it’s bad-ss.
(guy with lame-ohawk walks around thinking,’i’m so f-cking bad-ss littering and sh-t…i’m such a rebel.)
me:get over yourself, idiot.
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