lamega
according to final fantasy enthusiasts, it is the ultimate type of lame. it follows the cast set of magics in the ff series, ie; cure, cura, curaga – where a spell ending in ga does the most damage or healing, respectively. using this model, we can easily prove that lamega is the most lame out of all the lames.
some girl: “i can’t make it to your party tonight, i’m busy doing two types of blow – and one of them is d-ck.”
you: “lamega.”
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