Lammersed
being lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. the lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. when a lammers does work up the courage to hang out the lammers will often stare into sp-ce with the mouth slightly open. all lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are lammers. a lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. being lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on facebook. being lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the lammers is your best pal. the lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the lammers claims he is your best pal. a lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the b-tt of the joke.
being lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant f-cking joke, because n-body can be this messed up. but if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. extreme cases of being lammersed often end in violence, john hinckley jr. style.
i posted those pictures of my cousin’s 15th birthday and within two seconds they were lammersed by some lammers. the lammers then tried to get my cousin’s number.
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