Lamouche eye
1. severe lazyness in one or both eyes. severity of lazy eye(s) depends on amount of c-cksucking performed prior to elonged exposure to the sun and chlorine of the pool.
2. seeing someone from the extreme corner of your eye.
3. whorrible photo of oneself exposing a queer position of the eye(s).
1. -d-mn, i spent all day in the pool, and now my eye looks like this!
-that sucks, bro, you got some severe lamouche eye. the girls wont wantcha now, except the prost-tots.
2. yo that bytch was fine! i saw her looking at me with lamouche eye.
3. dude! your bus p-ss is whack! mads case of lamouche eye.
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