Lampard goal
a legitimate goal that is denied by a referee due to misjudgement. source: world cup 2010 pre-quarter final match between germany and england. during the match, a frank lampard shot bounced off the undreside of the bar into the net but the goal was not allowed by referee jorge larrionda.
oops again! the referee disallowed the goal. the team were a victim of two lampard goals in a row.
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