lamparding
the act of committing to playing for a certain sports team but then taking an extended vacation and subsequently instagraming your vacation all while your team is struggling and desperately needs you
i’m lamparding my soccer team this month…won’t see them for a while!
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- lazy left
a lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one) “i couldn’t be bothered last night, so i just gave john a lazy left”
- lip tip
another phrase meaning “v-g-n-” or “p-ssy”. lip tip is a slang used often for verbal har-ssment to one’s foe or nemesis in battle. jerry: i’m gonna take you down, you no good lip tip. benjamin: how dare you call me a ‘p-ssy’ in front of my lover. -scuffle commences-
- lord business
someone who is a totally control freak and needs to micromanage every task. that person who needs to be the boss in every situation. ” don’t lord business the puzzle!”
- Masturvention
an intervention for a friend who is addicted to masturbation. “i do it at least 7 times a day.” “vincent, this is a masturvention, you need help.”
- mad funny
a way of saying your really funny particularly used by newyorkers my bff is mad funny.