lan


an acronym that means “local area network” but is more often seen as “lan party” which is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of gaming and exchanging gigantic numbers of files.
so you think you can play in some sh-tty pub where you can ping rape everybody? do it on lan and then i might be impressed.
local area network
a turkish expression used when calling for a friend or wanting to insult a stranger
friend: ‘lan’ lets go and watch turkey win greece in the soccer.

stranger: hey ‘lan’ if i see you near my sister again i will f-cking rip off your nuts and stick em in your fathers -ss
internet connection:
local area network

usually used when playing on a network…
shall we play some lan tonight?

i’m going to a lan party
a system that links together electronic office equipment, such as computers and word processors, and forms a network within an office or building.
most colleges are on a lan.
most likely an asian person. means “purple orchid” in vietnamese and chinese. probably pretty, with long, or short black shiny hair. and “fob” bangs. can be quiet, but usually isn’t. fun to be around, and likes to take a lot of pictures. good at sports, and is mature for their age. has a big vocabulary, and draws or doodles. smart, and tries their best. sometimes perverted, and uses the term “that’s what she said” loosely. easy to fall in love with, and easy to be-friend. stands below 5’2″. a very good friend, and girlfriend. will be successful in life.
lan sucks at being cool.
lan is so asian and short.
a group of people , mainly males , who get together via a group of networked computers. to play mutlti-player games , and to view p-rn
lets goto a lan on the weekend and kick -rs- in bf1942

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