when the only thing you do is lay in bed listening to lana del rey
omg! i just bougth lana’s new alb-m! i’m in bed in a lanacoma!
- baby hunter
a girl who finds a stupid dude to get her pregnant so he is trapped yo! look at bobby talk to that baby hunter over there
a cute independent girl that is proud and shy but always has a smile on there face anleoh is a girl that you would love to meet
- whip the cream
when a gentleman deposits his -j-c-l-t- into his lucky partner’s splatterbox, he then withdraw’s and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. the rapid mixing of s-m-n and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. thereby whipping the cream. she’d been a rather good girlfriend lately so i […]
the action of irritating someone over text messages. “how many more messages are you going to send about this? you’re starting to seriously irritext me’”
that really annoying person that sits next to you at work. oh, i don’t wanna go to work today, that diacon will start blabbering again.