when the only thing you do is lay in bed listening to lana del rey
omg! i just bougth lana’s new alb*m! i’m in bed in a lanacoma!
- baby hunter
a girl who finds a stupid dude to get her pregnant so he is trapped yo! look at bobby talk to that baby hunter over there
a cute independent girl that is proud and shy but always has a smile on there face anleoh is a girl that you would love to meet
- whip the cream
when a gentleman deposits his *j*c*l*t* into his lucky partner’s splatterbox, he then withdraw’s and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. the rapid mixing of s*m*n and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. thereby whipping the cream. she’d been a rather good girlfriend lately so i […]
the action of irritating someone over text messages. “how many more messages are you going to send about this? you’re starting to seriously irritext me’”