Lance Flop


derived from the drug scandal surrounding lance armstrong. combined with the unreliability or dependability of a person, also know as a “flop”. together used to describe an unreliable, unpredictable or undependable person who may or may not be a recreational drug user.
friend: yo we should make plans to hang out some time.
me: easy there lance flop. we both know you just gonna bail.

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