land-locked
being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.
holly: “d-mn, this party is lame. i so wanna leave here like right now, but i don’t wanna be rude to kristin either, she’s still a great friend. ugghhhh…. i just knew we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?”
jenn: “for sure, especially since the bash that terri’s having would be way more off the chimney no doubt. it sure sucks to be land-locked like this!”
being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection
hey randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?
i’m pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.
making a poo so large that it heaps up out of the water in a mound on the bottom of toilet bowl causing difficulty in flushing and “racing stripes” on the porcelain.
after eating at the mexican place last night i got totally landlocked this morning, so much i had to use a plunger to unclog!
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