Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier


the act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. the tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling t-rd. the fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
i just done landing the jet on the aircraft carrier. (just took a cr-p on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

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