Landline


a telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. device usually plugs into a wall jack.
“dude, my cell’s not working. can i borrow your landline?”
(slang) home telephone number in a rural area.
our farm’s landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.
the opposite of a grenade launcher, but still is ugly.

the awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.

simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.

as mentioned on jersey sh-r- by pauly d.
pauly d – man, ronnie is over here hooking up with grenades and landlines.

guy – i had to take the landline last night, but i got a hot chick later, so it’s cool.

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