Landolina
to screw up an exceedingly menial or easy task, without possessing the mental faculties to realize your own error.
etymology: comes from a b-st-rdization of the words “land” and “florentina,” probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by columbus on one of his trips to the americas, which he mistook for asia.
can be used as a noun or a verb.
1. christopher columbus landolina’d the search for a faster trade route to the indies.
2. i heard he thought those lyrics to ‘blinded by the light’ were ‘wrapped up like a douche.’ what a landolina.
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