landscape rape
stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. was my landscaping really so tempting? should i have dialed it back a bit? less blossoms?
when you come home from work and you are like where the h-ll are my plants? the real thing america. first world problem. this is landscape rape.
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