landslide
(n.) earth moving down a hillside very fast, destroying everthing it its path. a large shift of m-ss.
(n.) when one party standing in an election takes a m-ssive majority over all others, including the reigning party. the name comes from bar chart presentation, where the drawings resemble a landslide.
the landslide killed 18 peeps
he won by a landslide
to win by an overwhelming majority.
with 88% of the vote, the inc-mbent won by a landslide.
when you go to pick up a slice of pizza and all the toppings slide off into the box leaving you holding a triangle of crust.
d-mn, my pizza had a land slide.
having s-x while one person is on the bed, and the other is standing on the floor
girl in doggy-style position and guy standing up for extra penetration from the landslide position
1. back before the neocons hijacked the republican-z- party, it it took an overwhelming majority of the votes to have a landslide, such as reagan, who won 59% of the popular vote, and every state except minnesota in 1984. now, since 2000, a landslide is when you lose the popular vote and your hick brother “jeb” helps you to steal florida and therefore steal the election. that’s a landslide, and 2004 was also a landslide when you rig all the electronic voting machines and steal the election that way. republican-z-s are getting good at landslides.
2. prediction: republican-z-s will make sure that electronic voting machines, built by republican-z- supporters, will be installed in all 50 states. then they can again have another landslide because they can rig the votes in all 50 states rather than just 30.
republican-z-s are experts at landslides as long as they can prevent the people from actually having their vote count.
when a woman on her period bleeds, sh-ts, and pees, all at the same time. hopefully all in a toilet.
jessica: “what took you so long in the bathroom?”
gabby: “oh man, i just had a m-ssive landslide go down.”
when your poo slides down the back of you toilet bowl, leaving a sticky sh-t smear that wont budge even with several flushes.
also known as bowl art or scat redecoration
mark theres a f-cking great land slide in the toilet winking at me, when i smelt it i nearley bulked up my dinner. go and scrub it, you dirty minging b-st-rd
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