Langley Park


a town in maryland whos heart is on university blvd, and new hampshire ave. it is known for its pupusa trucks behind toys r us, gigante express, nwl, panam, anas cafe, doña azuzena, estellas hair salon, pollo campero, and casa de maryland. the town has a ratio on 50 latinos for every one person of another race. u can buy mangos and minuta from corner stands. the traffic is horrible in the town but once u cross piney branch its gone. u always be seein chents wit black hondas and purple tinted windows. the lil salvador/lil mexico/lil honduras/lil guatemala of the metropolitan area. prolly more inhabited by latinos then their home countries. oh and u cant forget about the tick-tock
if there was a day witout a latino langley park would be deserted.
commonly known as a “ghetto piece of sh-t”, an urban sprawl community sandwiched between silver spring / takoma park and the university of maryland. no one knows how to drive, no one knows how to cross the street. probably thousands of stores but nothing to do. turning into shopping centers from the center lane is a hot trend in the area and so are pedestrian strikes.
someone should bulldoze langley park.

there must be the largest concentration of peruvian chicken joints on the east coast in langley park.

if an area could have aids, langley park has terminal stage aids.

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