a language leech is a person who only wants to be your friend, or pretends to be your friend, because they want to learn english from you. people who teach english in non-english speaking countries can’t help but meet language leeches.
this guy invited me to hang out and then he took me to a coffeeshop and pulled out his ielts preparation book like that was normal. what a language leech!
- 2017 solar eclipse
the first total solar eclipse to cross the continental united states coast to coast since 1918. a striking natural phenomenon in its own right, it has been hyped up by nasa and “eclipse gl-sses” manufacturers as something that cannot be missed, lest those who miss it be incomplete for the rest of their lives. like […]
- bae shopping
going out into public places to scoop out people for your next bae we need to go bae shopping
- double fistception
the act of fisting someone with both fists through the v-g-n- and -sshole and giving yourself a fistb-mp during the process. john: hey georgia, later you and me going to do a little double fistception later? georgia: i can’t, i had taco bell earlier. maybe some other time when i don’t have the runs.
- h*m* shamer
similar to h-m-phobic, but not actually afraid of g-y people or culture. instead, h-m- shamers are intolerant to g-y people. eric: dude stop sucking my d-ck. shane: you h-m- shamer!!!!!
- blow burp
is a burp that is done with your mouth closed. usually your cheeks will expand. then you can blow it onto someone’s face at close range or directionally blow it across the table at someone for instance. my step-brother was being a d-ck talking politics at the dinner table, so i loaded up a nasty […]