language leech



a language leech is a person who only wants to be your friend, or pretends to be your friend, because they want to learn english from you. people who teach english in non-english speaking countries can’t help but meet language leeches.
this guy invited me to hang out and then he took me to a coffeeshop and pulled out his ielts preparation book like that was normal. what a language leech!

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