Lansdale


a small suburban town 30 minutes north from philly. theres alot of drama, and bullsh-t. everyone thinks they’re ghetto. for every lesbian you have, we have 3. for every pregnant b-tch you have, we have 10. no one here has a life, they just do drugs and get locked up.
kevin: i’m so cool because i’m gangster and i live in lansdale.
jordan: i cant step into lansdale because everyone wants to beat my -ss.
may: lansdale is the sc-m of the earth, i’m disgusted that i live here.
lansdale is a little town full of people thinking there in the ghetto , theres a few to that belive they are magical cupcake ninjas and the ones that they can beat up the world , we have 13 year old smokers here who think there so incredibly bad -ss because they break the law monthly . lansdale is a cute little town until you see the face of some of the people in it . we also have some interesting hobo’s who will beg you for a dollor , but hey there hobo’s . in my opinion lansdale is a town gone bad , people think they run it when in reality they dont . and theres always those few good smairtans , the kind that have fun the normal way and look down upon the bad influnces , cause its kinda funny how there all going no where with there lives 🙂
oh lansdale , what a nice place to live <33 an exurb that throws a number of good parades. a little cynical, yes. holding hands is a thrill for the lansdale troopers.

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