lap clap
when you have a phone or ipad in one hand and applause is required. you slap your lap or leg with your free hand to simulate applause. lap clap
i had my phone in my left hand so i slapped my lap with my right hand to applaud when bill received his award. lap claps come in handy.
when a women sits on the erection of man, which further leads to the disfunction of the c-ck.
do not sit on my erection for that would be a lap clap
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