Lap Flaps
huge or obscurely large or awkward p-ssy lips. usually getting in the way, or humors.
tammi “is it in?”
bill “no, i can’t find the hole because of your lap flaps”
ron ” you really going to f-ck jen?”
john ” yea why?”
ron ” good luck. most people cant get past her lap flaps”
the flaps found inside numerous magazines that fall out onto your lap usually asking you to resubscribe or to buy a certain product
person 1: -reading magazine- holly sh!t what the f-ck was that thing on my f-cking leg!!!!
person 2: dude calm down its just a lap flap….p-ssy
the name for the card order forms, advertis-m-nts, etc. that fall out of a magazine.
“he’d rather not be the first to read his new magazines because he hated to suffer the ensuing barage of the lapflaps.”
the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.
this magazine is full of lap flaps!
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