lap-plop
the act of surfing the internet or using a laptop computer while defecating. made more uncomfortable to respondents when the user is communicating via webcam or microphone.
“i don’t wish to continue to chat with you if you’re going to bring the computer to the bathroom, you’re having a lap-plop.
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