Lapka
a cl-ssic tool in the world of norrath in everquest. he is a h-m-phobic, english professor hater, foul mouthed, puss infected boil on the end of an elephant’s d-ck.
john totally screwed up his job interview when questioned about his job history, and pulled a lapka and went postal on the interviewer, screaming at them and calling them f-gnacious.
when john was questioned about a misspelling on his application, he continued his tirade screaming “omg, the english professor who don’t understand simple type of slang talk or language, may scold me for saying playing instead of playin lmao, i got way to much rage for english professors!11!”
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