lapkitty


a device used to hold a laptop computer
describes a warm object (laptop computer)
holder which when placed on a persons lap
a lapkitty provides a sense of comfort and
security. can also describe a real cat or
person (female)that enjoys being comforted
on ones lap.
as for a lapkitty i love them all
the ones that eat or not at all.
i think it’s nice at the end of day
to relax with one to p-ss time away.

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